Poem -

DOO

DOO

I once stepped
In some doo
And it got stuck
To my shoe

I gave my foot
A great big shake
But that was just 
A big mistake

It didn't move
A tiny bit
It just stuck
And smelled like shit

So I poked it
With a stick
But it was hard
And it was thick

It wouldn't budge
Not an inch
To get this off
Would be no cinch

I gave my foot
A great big fling
To get rid
Of that nasty thing

But to my
Great surprise
My body just 
Began to rise

For I had slipped
On the grass
And fell right back
On my ass 

So I gave my shoe
A good long stare
Took it off                                                             
And left it there
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