A Down To Earth Type Elf

When you get right down to it
That's exactly where I'll be
A truly down to earth kinda guy
Pretence is not for me

Others try to show a bravado
They think it's what ladies like
It's very true some of 'em do
But more like the tender type

When a man cries, the girlies swoon
Cuddle you to make you better
The mother instinct at surely at work
Right on down to the letter

It isn't difficult, should come natural
Just gotta try being yourself
Girlies aren't looking for a hero type
Just a down to earth type elf

So now you know how to score
A big hit with all the dear ladies
Just be yourself, stop trying so hard
You'll find the one, no maybes