Poem -

Driving ME round the bend?

I fell out with myself
Just myself & me
Twas not difficult
Coz I am as fickle as can be

I’m forever chop & changing
My opinion is never strong
So when I ask myself a question
Then the answer is always wrong

One minute it is yes
Next second I say no
I drive myself insane
I’m decided that is so

Pull yourself together Jill 
Will you make up your mind
You’re getting on your own nerves
I think that you will find

I’ll have to take myself in hand
I will teach me a lesson
I’m gonna land in the loony
Bin
With all this dam distressin’

Okay I think I’ve worked me out
Tho its taken me my life
When someone wants an answer
I’ll say, “ask my husband & not his wife”?

 

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