Poem -

Driving ME round the bend?

I fell out with myself
Just myself & me
Twas not difficult
Coz I am as fickle as can be

Iā€™m forever chop & changing
My opinion is never strong
So when I ask myself a question
Then the answer is always wrong

One minute it is yes
Next second I say no
I drive myself insane
Iā€™m decided that is so

Pull yourself together JillĀ 
Will you make up your mind
Youā€™re getting on your own nerves
I think that you will find

Iā€™ll have to take myself in hand
I will teach me a lesson
Iā€™m gonna land in the loony
Bin
With all this dam distressinā€™

Okay I think Iā€™ve worked me out
Tho its taken me my life
When someone wants an answer
Iā€™ll say, ā€œask my husband & not his wifeā€?

Ā 

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