Drunk Night

Teeth missing, Hair gone it must have
been a crazy night. I woke up in a
backyard naked taped to a bike. I
walk down the street still stumbling
not realizing someone's body art
upon me. Fingers pointed at me
hearing laughter heavily. I'm so
gone I think people are applauding
me. My head is pounding my
testicles are flapping around as I
pick myself off the ground. I'm in
my own little world where do I go
now. I'm so drunk I didn't even
notice the dildo they taped to my
back or feel the peanut butter
they spread in my crack. How
could I let this happen I could of
sworn I was in the club macking.
I really hope they don't have none
of this recorded ill surely get fired
we all no I can't afford it. I finally
made it home to my bed that was
a crazy night no let me rephrase
that it was a DRUNK NIGHT.