Eat Your Words

We all have to do it, albeit reluctantly man,
although we'd like them coated with marzipan,
nobody wants to be under unnecessary stress,
so why not chill out eating some watercress.

Whenever we work out exactly who we hate,
it could be dissipated with a nice Moroccan date, 
I'm jealous but will try not to sink to envy,
perhaps I'll soothe myself with a stick of celery.

Some asshole in Blackburn is dreaming up words,
but worry about curry is frankly for the birds,
you got it wrong - we know where you're coming from,
no ifs and buts, we don't need you to say we're wrong.

Too many nitwits think that they can control our karma's,
we're not going to solve dramas, eating a bunch of bananas.