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Edinburgh gin ?

Edinburgh gin ?

I’m not really a drinker
But have you tried that rhubarb gin
ā€˜Crikey moses’ its rather tastey
I could adopt it as my sin

Its 1st December the morn
So I’ve been dropping a subtle hint
Especially to my husband
I saidā€Hey that rhubarbĀ gin is mintā€

Well I bought him an Advent calendar
Its his favourite ā€˜Green & blackā€
24 chocolates all neatly boxed
In a square cardboard stack

I bought myself a ā€˜Marskies’ star one
I got it for half price
Its full of cocktail choccies
With one gin, it’l be very nice

But when I noticed what he’d bought me
I gave him mine as well
Coz I was feeling rather guilty
So he has two now, ā€˜Jingle Bell’

You see my hinting has been heard
He has got me a gudun’, ā€˜My word’
25 doors to open within
Each full of ā€˜Edinburgh gin

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