Eeew! A Baby Sister!

Gobs of happiness, bundles of joy!

My sister turned out to be a boy

Mom said, “Welcome your little brother!”

She'd been promising me the other

You know! EEEW... a baby sister!

Imagine if I had to kiss her!

Thanks to the stork way up high

If Mom had a girl, I'd probably die!

Sisters don't wrestle or play with guns

They play with dollies, have girlie fun

Glad the way things have turned out

Us guys are buds, there's really no doubt!

I know! I realize they're people too

In fact, some are cute, this is true

But if you're gonna give me my druthers

I would much prefer a baby brother!

The moral is, if you eat your veggies

Your Mom will be happy and never edgy

A contented Mom will usually bear fruit

With a baby boy who'll be cuter than cute!

These are the words of a real little boy

Who won't even try to hide his joy!

He comes right out, it's not a quiz

Boys are superior and that's how it is!