Elegy

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I TRIED

I TRIED

You can wait for the conversation to start...

I have to speak in code...

I'm being stopped...

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WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN

Your wish came true...

I'm very happy for you...

I hope you get all you deserve...

...

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WGAC JESUS STYLE

WGAC JESUS STYLE

Chains break free...

​​​​​​Shoulder weights get lifted off...

It's more difficult for an...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,...

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On wanting to become a...

On wanting to become a Norwegian bachelor farmer

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

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prevaricated mildly graphic...

prevaricated mildly graphic blurb

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

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WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT...

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

If you could see through the eyes of a child...

Close your eyes...

Be still, try not to...

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Desire

sombreness

Desire

Where are you, my love,
whom I shall never meet
to experience
the success of sin?...

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Time bracketed between

Time bracketed between

December first nineteen fifty nine and
December first two thousand twenty three
represents...

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Pendulous predilection per...

Pendulous predilection per procreative proboscis

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

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Off kilter

Off kilter

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

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LET THE CHILDREN PLAY

Inspired by Linda Lank, Ryan Hopkins and All

LET THE CHILDREN PLAY

Let the children play...

Watch out for one another's child when you can...

​​​​​​They're...

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Lost libido rez erected...

Lost libido rez erected haint no fallacy

Me primate chronological
adolescent age evinced
flood microsoft billeted gates
...

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A SYMPHONY OF CHAOS

Echoes of dreams

A SYMPHONY OF CHAOS

A symphony of chaos penned in grace,
In the realm of poetry, a sacred space.
In spilled ink,...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

(a poetic partial fiction
blended, diced, fricaseed,
marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed,...

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI POEM: A...

Peaceful Mind

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI POEM: A SACRED CALL

Maturity, a mercy akin to sweet dessert,
Natural nobility, an oasis in a dry desert.
...

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Husband for sale at holiday...

Husband for sale at holiday discounted price

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...