Elegy

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These Abstract Enemies of Mine

These Abstract Enemies of Mine

Death is a moving force
to all things that end.
For me, it was a heavy obstacle—
to...

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One must possess the...

One must possess the patience of Job,

“The patience of Job” applied as an idiom that means to have great patience or endurance in the face of...

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Cri de coeur courtesy...

Cri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry baby

the Earl of Yarmouth (William Seymour)
a descendant of very late
(to the power of Google -...

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Forgive

Forgiveness

Crown of thorn
ready to be sown dusted shelf’s speak in swarm turned they faces away from the worn...

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Old Man Winter now flagging...

Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...

as his stronghold diminishes.

Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "...

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Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

The easy to handle
sticky sided material
made of a variety of materials, including
...

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Brainstorming until...

Brainstorming until figuratively blue in the gills...,

and finally gung-ho with a poem title
important to yours truly
not disappointing his Facebook...

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If ye benevolent reader...

If ye benevolent reader count yourself as a wise married man such as me...

(truer words never spoken nor written)
take my word and decline
and absolutely refuse to take...

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In Advance

In Advance

Once, I touched the stems
Of flowers in advance
For the date you said we’d go on.
And...

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Seal fin de siècle with...

Seal fin de siècle with unheard celebration

though two thousand nine hundred
will be here in seventy five years,
a mere blink of the eye...

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I paid no heed to the call...

I paid no heed to the call of the siren(s)

where amble lances
hurled with the might
of off fish hull seductress dances
setting...

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A trunkful of recyclables...

A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,

(and cries out long day's journey into night,
no...not for Eugene O'Neill),
but rather being...

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Stretching outer limits of...

Stretching outer limits of incredulity beyond realm of logic

In an attempt to recount how life came about on planet Earth,
thence subsequently spanning across...

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Gotcha! Once respectable...

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark...

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Turning the maxim...

Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head...

not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns...

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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

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Once again, yours truly...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...