Elegy

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I hate their fucking eyes...

I hate their fucking eyes on me

A fork to a gun
A smile to a scowl
A whore to a nun
A bark to a growl

Bitch,...

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Ah... the glory of a...

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

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A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

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MANY VOICES

MANY VOICES

Imagine having so many decisions...

Many different problems to fix...

Attacks coming from...

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Sic semper evello mortem...

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiētḗs of mine

("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after...

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Shattered dreams of New Canaan

Shattered dreams of New Canaan

no longer land of the free home of the brave,
original rightful occupants hoodwinked, petrified,...

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Shayna Punim - You came a...

Shayna Punim - You came a long way baby!

Though negligible communication
now transpires between us
twenty seven years ago
come...

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Sunday February 2nd, 2025...

Sunday February 2nd, 2025 Groundhog Day

Location: Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. First held on February 2, 1887 prognosticating how...

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Lemme regale you with...

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars...

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Wretched emasculated...

Wretched emasculated celibate anchorite

(any relationship between the following poem and living persons -
namely the writer of these words...

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Upon the precipice of an abyss

Upon the precipice of an abyss

I stand able, eager, & ready to jump
impossible mission to swallow lump
muscles primed...

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Adept Anglophone pines to...

Adept Anglophone pines to learn Yiddish as a second language

When alive colorful turns of phrases
uttered courtesy my father or mother
whose ability to...

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Poet who exhibits panache -...

Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

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Facilities that claim they...

Facilities that claim they recycle spew nothing but rubbish

as does yours truly,
whose ecological ethos
goes out the window
into the cold freezing...

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si tu t'appelles...

si tu t'appelles melancolie - oui

if your name is melancholy,
the scant tidbits I know of French.

perfect cold day to down...

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ABANDONED CHURCH

ABANDONED CHURCH

Did they stay and listen to the entire spew?

Will you still hold your position?

What Bible...

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Swath of pristine tractless...

Swath of pristine tractless snow white landscape...

Swath of pristine tractless snow white landscape...
tell tale sign where
winter storm Demi...