Elegy

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No One to fear

Fear Not

No One to fear

The weight of your emotions
forgotten in fear and sorrow
In the reflections
That...

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Texting and sexting as therapy

Texting and sexting as therapy

though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
...

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Ordinary married...

Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fĂŞted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights...

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The nanosecond bad a** to...

The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance

Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual...

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More habit forming than any...

More habit forming than any drug or liquor

I considered myself sophisticated and wise,
but the addictive power of texting
and...

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major storm on the horizon...

major storm on the horizon reported from the "Fo'c'sle"

Though forever being a landlubber
a vision analogous to the nether world
deep within the...

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Off fish hill Daylight...

Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025

min(no) newt effect on me.

As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire,
one whirling...

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These Abstract Enemies of Mine

These Abstract Enemies of Mine

Death is a moving force
to all things that end.
For me, it was a heavy obstacle—
to...

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One must possess the...

One must possess the patience of Job,

“The patience of Job” applied as an idiom that means to have great patience or endurance in the face of...

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Cri de coeur courtesy...

Cri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry baby

the Earl of Yarmouth (William Seymour)
a descendant of very late
(to the power of Google -...

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Forgive

Forgiveness

Crown of thorn
ready to be sown dusted shelf’s speak in swarm turned they faces away from the worn...

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Old Man Winter now flagging...

Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...

as his stronghold diminishes.

Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "...

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Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

The easy to handle
sticky sided material
made of a variety of materials, including
...

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Brainstorming until...

Brainstorming until figuratively blue in the gills...,

and finally gung-ho with a poem title
important to yours truly
not disappointing his Facebook...

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If ye benevolent reader...

If ye benevolent reader count yourself as a wise married man such as me...

(truer words never spoken nor written)
take my word and decline
and absolutely refuse to take...

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In Advance

In Advance

Once, I touched the stems
Of flowers in advance
For the date you said we’d go on.
And...

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Seal fin de siècle with...

Seal fin de siècle with unheard celebration

though two thousand nine hundred
will be here in seventy five years,
a mere blink of the eye...