Elegy

where amble lances
hurled with the might
of off fish hull seductress dances
setting...

(and cries out long day's journey into night,
no...not for Eugene O'Neill),
but rather being...

In an attempt to recount how life came about on planet Earth,
thence subsequently spanning across...

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark...

not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns...

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

A fork to a gun
A smile to a scowl
A whore to a nun
A bark to a growl

Bitch,...

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

Imagine having so many decisions...

Many different problems to fix...

Attacks coming from...

("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after...

no longer land of the free home of the brave,
original rightful occupants hoodwinked, petrified,...

Though negligible communication
now transpires between us
twenty seven years ago
come...

Location: Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. First held on February 2, 1887 prognosticating how...

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars...

(any relationship between the following poem and living persons -
namely the writer of these words...