Elegy

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Swath of pristine tractless...

Swath of pristine tractless snow white landscape...

Swath of pristine tractless snow white landscape...
tell tale sign where
winter storm Demi...

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Rather than crank up the...

Rather than crank up the heat...

and ratchet up global warming
like bubbling vegetable stew
with tsk... tsk... heard
...

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HO HO WHOA Second Chance...

HO HO WHOA Second Chance algorithm drawing for January 17, 2025

No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...

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Inauguration Day 2025 -...

Inauguration Day 2025 - Monday, January 20, 2025, 12:00 PM

Aforementioned event interestingly enough
coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.

The...

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Dear global leaders - keep...

Dear global leaders - keep on rockin' in the free world

after implementing long overdue criminal justice reforms,
especially affecting marginalized groups...

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While in deep sleep tuning...

While in deep sleep tuning fork synchronized circadian rhythm in pitch perfect qi

while channeling the energy of Google
exemplified by cute and cuddly moogle.

I awoke from...

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Ashen faced Prometheus...

Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry

Whether arsonist at fault
or confluence of ripe conditions
triggering perfect firestorm,...

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"Aliens!" I...

"Aliens!" I shouted above the roar of the blaze.

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

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Upon a dark and stormy...

Upon a dark and stormy night...

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

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After the doomsday clock...

After the doomsday clock struck midnight...

a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a...

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Filched formerly anatomical...

Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!

Absolute zero escape
velocity gutted dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz...

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Oy vey iz mir, one day in...

Oy vey iz mir, one day in the life of a common house broken schmeckle...,

who did pötschke
and squander many an opportunity
to become a mensch
instead he became...

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Every January first of the...

Every January first of the new year...

finds me (a doggone muttering Homo sapien)
to give pause for reminiscences
and to take stock...

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THE DIFFERENCE TWO WEEKS...

THE DIFFERENCE TWO WEEKS CAN MAKE

President James Earle Carter...

​​​​​​Your Years of my childhood...

​​​​​​Oh the irony that...

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TEST WITH YOUR EYES

TEST WITH YOUR EYES

With your eyes will you see?

With your ears will you hear?

You have wisdom built in......

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I owe appreciative courtesy...

I owe appreciative courtesy to alternative press...

for enlightening my senses
to the evocative, reciprocative
and suffocative
auditory...

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Shadows upon me

Shadows upon me

I rubbed my eyes as they shut

Knowing when I open them
all things seen before me will be the...