Elegy

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Heavenly Crunch

I love crisps,
Any kind of crisps,
There are many flavours,
Accompanied by dips....

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Blushing side

Suicide the friend I hide

Twirling it’s existent laughter against lonely retreated thighs
Suicides drawing insane memories on...

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April fools' occurs...

April fools' occurs first day of fourth month

Ordinarily all manner
of tomfoolery doth abound,
celebrated for countless centuries
by...

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Villain Era

Don't come close. Only will I say it once,
Because second and third chances are done
I'm not...

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Inevitable death defines...

Inevitable death defines afterlife - trois

So all I ask, would be
inviting, offering, and ushering me to
top secret cygnet committee...

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Inevitable death defines...

Inevitable death defines afterlife - deux

Flinty stones figuratively rolling inside
whooping out that primal
binaural beat of your drum...

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Inevitable death defines...

Inevitable death defines afterlife

I mull mortality
thru lens crafted occipital orbs
regarding a better future
experience...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

My humblest apology if the following account
doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine
...

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Isis staind 26+ years of...

Isis staind 26+ years of marriage

Yes, believe me you,
I (also considered the best karaoke singer
for the go-go's)
...

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By George (burning hard), I...

By George (burning hard), I Shaw tried to playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged...

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I haint retracting casting...

I haint retracting casting myself, nor worming against being raffish ratfish

This subdued wordsmith
doth not rack his brains to coon fess appeal
toward one household pop...

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Grant this civil yankee to...

Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what...

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Shooting sixty four rapids...

Powder milk biscuits helped yours truly,
a Norwegian farmer wannabe feel bold
enough to...

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Virtual trophies (wife for...

Virtual trophies (wife for I)...

offered, husbanded, and collected
when winning solitaire
Nothing beats that exaltant rush of...

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Spring equinox arrives...

Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

The following binary raw bits
hither and yon to and fro flits
across eyes of unknown reader...

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Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Since adopting the guise
of Norwegian bachelor farmer,
I may as well fabricate genetic stock...