Elegy

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Beware The Ides of March 2023

Beware The Ides of March 2023

Ides simply referred to first new moon,
which usually fell between
the thirteenth and...

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I got friggin heebie jeebies

I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si...

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Back to you Billy, for ways...

Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui

Ah...a flood of memories wash over
this anointed Goatama Boo Da,
whose respected G.O.A.T...

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Daylight Savings Time 2023...

Daylight Savings Time 2023...

in Pennsylvania will begin at 2:00 AM
on Sunday, March twelfth
and moost likely will impact...

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The howling winds of March

The howling winds of March

Furious gusts of air
mightily blow bestirring anchored poet
sitting comfortably numb
...

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    Wergle Flomp Good Humor...

    Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling...

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Kontula Station

The glass doors open on their own,
Above them, on a red stripe,
is the station name
In...

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Mrs Munro

A woman from 1914,
Grafted her soul out since she was 15,
Worked in a mill, helped her family...

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Bartender Oh Bartender

Bartender Oh Bartender

(a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain!
Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic
when the doth...

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Damn bad reputation counts...

The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous...

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Without knowing your gender...

(nevertheless ex post facto still flattered
genuine heartfelt kinship mattered,
hence the...

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on a good day

on a good day

when the day is
as beautiful
as it is today
it makes you want
to have a garden...

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Brain Infestation

Brain Infestation

Skittering and pitter-pattering
The insects have made me their home
In my brain, down my...

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Ongepatshket torqued skewed...

Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection

drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk.

When e'er I summon fat chance
to empower me self...

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Inferiority complex as a...

Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -...

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Some pro's and con&...

Some pro's and con's of being connected to virtual reality

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
regarding countless...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate...

Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again

Even when iron not red hot,
I implement non customary quarks
regarding foreigner rather cold...