Elegy

Yours truly riddled with social anxiety,
hence (billy me) he will idle away
December 31st,...

since revised when das scribe
made laughing stock of himself
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem...

malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
...

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the...

No aversion nor embarrassment
admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting
poetic endeavor...

The celebrated sailing frog
from Montgomery County
went a courtin, or so the tale iz toad...

Mine body electric analogous
to Google map pronounced
with arteries and countless varicose...

Weakest most lame specimen
among human breed
control of my life I willingly concede
...

Fatherhood (half my life time ago)
bolstered reasonable rhyme
manifesting itself before...

When you write a poem off the top of your head
tony Taylor will tell you
the blank portrait...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere
hammering and whipsawing debris
ferociously with an angry...

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

Ebullience exudes from mine every pore
courtesy festive mood in the air,
thus acknowledgment...