Elegy

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Nine lives removed from...

Nine lives removed from royal dignity

Five days after
getting acquainted with darling cats
pampered like queens courtesy
...

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Amélie Beth Harris -McGeehan

Acknowledgment of birthday gal,
whose invaluable priceless worth
exceeds more'n a bajillion...

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Personal vicissitudes...

Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing

Ever since mine late boyhood
when unstoppable coded
cellular processes did segue
I...

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Bane of dyschezia

Bane of dyschezia

Constipation spoilt rare visit
with eldest daughter
(yesterday - November twenty sixth...

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As a resident of...

As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years...

Intersection upon adventitious
encounter, when first seed of genocide planted
unsuspecting...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,...

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Static end

This sheepless fright

I wear the rainbow because I do not want this skin
broken puddles lie asleep amongst all those...

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Loving my refurbished...

A lightning fast machine
purchased three days ago
now comfortably nestling with
said...

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Dead By Birthday

04/26

Dead By Birthday

Oh look at the days torn out before your eyes
It’s almost time, isn’t it?
For your big...

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Ode to Eudaimonic Eternal...

Ode to Eudaimonic Eternal Recurrence

Beseech my soul beneath the weeping willow,

Distended wolf and sheep mending into one,...

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Harriet Harris circa...

untimely death sentence ordained
approximately six months prior
to mother dearest celebrating...

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Free association comprises...

Free association comprises ratiocination...

Bonafide catatonic doggedness,
nevertheless this stubborn stoic poet writ
afore and another...

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Bruise Collector

Bruise Collector

Her own life’s director
With arms full of fireworks
Igniting skin to see what lurks
...

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Doomsday Clock minute hand...

Doomsday Clock minute hand...

hovers over 100 seconds to midnight
as of January 2022,
which apocalyptic prognostication...

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Cybersurfing netizen...

analogous to a fish out of water

Cybersurfing netizen flounders...

Ever since being a little gull hubble buoy,
I bobbed (while donning square pants)
like spongy...

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Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our girl’s not a violent person

I’ve never felt this good!
It suddenly occurred to her...

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November second two...

abuzz with Autumnal thrum

November second two thousand twenty two...

Approximately six weeks since August sum
er re: lazy dog days witnessed lolling about
sipping...