Elegy

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Dickens Christmas carol...

Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere
hammering and whipsawing debris
ferociously with an angry...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

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My coping method fraught...

My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

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Mother Goose would find her...

Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

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Groundswell Of Emotional...

Groundswell Of Emotional Blessedness

Ebullience exudes from mine every pore
courtesy festive mood in the air,
thus acknowledgment...

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Nine lives removed from...

Nine lives removed from royal dignity

Five days after
getting acquainted with darling cats
pampered like queens courtesy
...

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Amélie Beth Harris -McGeehan

Acknowledgment of birthday gal,
whose invaluable priceless worth
exceeds more'n a bajillion...

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Personal vicissitudes...

Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing

Ever since mine late boyhood
when unstoppable coded
cellular processes did segue
I...

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Bane of dyschezia

Bane of dyschezia

Constipation spoilt rare visit
with eldest daughter
(yesterday - November twenty sixth...

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As a resident of...

As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years...

Intersection upon adventitious
encounter, when first seed of genocide planted
unsuspecting...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,...

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Static end

This sheepless fright

I wear the rainbow because I do not want this skin
broken puddles lie asleep amongst all those...

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Loving my refurbished...

A lightning fast machine
purchased three days ago
now comfortably nestling with
said...

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Dead By Birthday

04/26

Dead By Birthday

Oh look at the days torn out before your eyes
It’s almost time, isn’t it?
For your big...

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Ode to Eudaimonic Eternal...

Ode to Eudaimonic Eternal Recurrence

Beseech my soul beneath the weeping willow,

Distended wolf and sheep mending into one,...