Elegy

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Many British thermal units*...

Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

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Though forever sober,...

Though forever sober, nevertheless numbskull of mine throbs

I (a lapsed milquetoast) experienced
a head splitting hellacious hangover.

I tried to be...

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Sophistication of sinister...

Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery...

lurks within the outer limits of cyberspace,
where dark shadows eclipse edge of night
...

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DAILY ARMOUR

DAILY ARMOUR

When getting dressed on your way to start your day...

Some put on their Armour...

They...

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How they like us

How they like us

They like us dead, tied to their bed
Anything else than to see us ahead
They like us small,...

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The Burning Eye

A Journey of Perception Through Light, Darkness, and Emotion

The Burning Eye

Light is everywhere, radiance all around,
Yet, in the dark, your gaze is profound.

A single...

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CAN I TOUCH A BLOCKED HEART?

CAN I TOUCH A BLOCKED HEART?

Riches...

Wealth...

Fame...

Not quite understanding the other parts in this World...

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Good Morning, Angel

Good Morning, Angel

In the early hours of the morn,
my heartbeat rises as feelings form.
My dreams will wait if I...

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O’Bell, O’Bell:

The Sweetest Jailer I’ve Known

O’Bell, O’Bell:

I am what I am—
a slave to my mind.
Gears turn and turn,
my thoughts the wheel of...

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The Interruption of...

 The Interruption of Thoughts Preceding

In the mornings, I lie thinking,
My lashes ever blinking.
Thoughts now intercepted-
...

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Eagerly awaiting until many...

Eagerly awaiting until many tomorrows...

to become affianced to the grim reaper,
who never promised me a rose garden
nor crystal clear...

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Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Despite being a nineteen year old bride
she wed Boyce Brandon Harris
half a decade her...

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Another November

today is a very important day & never to be forgot ..

I am not that keen on November
yet you still wear my poppy with pride ..

And while I have...

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No objection to cold...

No objection to cold weather, but...

ah jest wanna boomerang
back into the womb
versus being threatened
courtesy beastie...

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Number forty seven - White...

Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

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Pronounced side effect upon...

courtesy Fluoxetine hydrochloride

Pronounced side effect upon my dreams...

Fluoxetine Hcl (C17H18F3NO·HCl)
known as Selective Serotonin
Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI),...