Ellison's Theory Of Sillitivity

Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity

In case you haven't heard

Explains the reason why silly puns

Cause groans, they're so absurd

Didn't create these silly things

Well not all of 'em at least

Some've been round forever and ever

Just add my twist to the feast

Ellison and silly go together

Like forever hand in hand

The theory proves without a doubt

There's humour in every land

In every nation across the globe

The common thread is puns

While blowing up pretty buildings

And shooting people with guns

Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity

Explains it all real well

The time you spend giggling away

Less time for raising hell