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ELVIS THE MONKEY FALLS IN LOVE

A monkey named Elvis checked into the Heartbreak Hotel
Walked in with his case as he started to ring the bell
The receptionist was all shook up and said to he 
The guests will have suspicious minds so this cannot be

Elvis left Heartbreak Hotel quickly with no time to lose
Hoping that nobody would step on his blue suede shoes
He made his way and was in the ghetto before light 
Asking a lady monkey if she was lonesome tonight 

The lady monkey demanded a little less conversation 
As they both walked towards the crowded station 
Its now or never decided Elvis right then and there
He couldn't help falling in love if she happened to care

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