Embarrassing Moments

Think I'm starting to lose my grip

Forgetting the simplest details

Things that used to be second nature

My mind is now easily derailed

No longer able to draw on the past

Embarrassing moments occur

Vainly searching my once active mind

My memory is starting to blur

Going to the market in Jockey shorts

Can cause quite a stir on the bus

Most passengers pretend not to notice

Nobody wants to make a fuss

Slurping my soup in the local diner

Where everyone knows who I am

Wearing my best goin'-to-church finery

My tie all covered with jam

Life's little embarrassing moments

Happen at a much faster clip

Hopefully it's just a sign of my age

Not a sign I'm losing my grip