The End

ONE DAY THE END WILL GREET US ALL,

SOME WILL MEET IT WHILST IN FREE FALL.

NOT THE NICEST WAY TO END YOUR DAYS,

BUT BETTER THAN ROTTING, LOST IN A MAZE.

I CAN THINK OF A THOUSAND WAYS I'D LIKE TO GO,

BUT NOTHING BRUTAL, PAINFUL OR SLOW.

WHEN MY TIME COMES PLEASE DON'T CRY OR BE SAD,

THINK OF ALL THE FUN TIMES WE HAVE HAD.

AT MY FUNERAL DO NOT SHED A TEAR,

CELEBRATE MY LIFE, GO HAVE A BEER.