ENTERTAINMENT ESCAPEE

I am floating in a cesspool called life
I now realize it is too late to find a wife
What woman would join me in this filth and decay
They fear their hopes and dreams I would slay

I coward at work dreading downsizing
My weight my age keep rising
Female boss my exit plan she is devising

So after listening to callers yell at me all day
It's now time to follow the herd
Head home to my drywall box and play

I get in my car and drive
Head back to the hive
I told the landlady about the bees
If you want an exterminator we will have to increase your rental fee
"Don't you know Killing is not free!"

Now I am in my room
I sit with my two best friends

Gloom and Fear
I shout at them, "Go To Hell!"
As I  take a sip of my beer

No joy...No laughter….Only tears

I beg God please put something on TV
All I do is hold the channel changer
But I can’t flee

I know there is no hope
Ohio will never legalize dope
Maybe it is time I get the rope

So as I put the noose around my neck
I drop the TV remote what the heck
I am ready to take the jump
Cause I got no one to pump

I stare at the tube one last time
Getting ready to commit mortal crime

I look at the channel that just popped up
American Horror... Hotel
Maybe I am not ready to drink from death’s cup

To my delight  Lady Gaga filled me with fright
So as I swing in front of my TV
I want to thank all the people at AH
For allowing me to live on and continue as a

Entertainment Escapee