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Eccentric kook's...

Eccentric kook's reasonable rhyme zigzags

Doggone poet laureate
wannabe his index finger wags
nonverbally naysaying those,
who...

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Coloring smiling faces...

and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches

Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth,

Swarthy, spooky, scary carved
pumpkin faces thickly materialized
out of thin air
as...

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag.

I...

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In the manse market for a...

Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison
to a kid scaling El Capitan
of Yosemite National Park...

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Unidentified flying object...

Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,...

a willing experimental subject
to escape untenable married life.

Upon falling into a deep...

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I Walk With the Spirits

Earth felt movements in a quake of desperate times that show
The world seems to be fading from...

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Phantom in the Portrait

My art instructor was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen
Radiant blonde hair blue eyes like...

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Botched and bungled...

Botched and bungled interpersonal opportunities viewed...

tonight October 25th, 2022
terrifically summarily requoting

poetic outdated iteration,...

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This accidental arsonist...

This accidental arsonist sparked following matchless anecdote

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

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You may never know

You may never know

I don’t want to sound to cocky
but it’s that what has got me here
i Do not expect to lose...

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Twice told toilet tale – a...

which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper...

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Evil In Your Eyes

The fires flames tell a story of many
Many decades ago the native spirit would call to the sky...

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Willow runs in the wind

Willow runs in the wind

The sun will shine the birds will sing
And Willow runs in the wind
Along the grassy fields...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner...

Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
...

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The Leaves Talk

Now the summer has ended and we feel the change in temperature
The sunny days have shortened and the...

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October seventeenth ninety...

October seventeenth ninety sixty one ...

Born sixty one years ago,
the follow poem from your bro
transmitted courtesy flagship
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