Poem -

Epileptic Seizure

I was sitting at my desk yesterday
When I suddenly felt "odd"
Not unwell exactly.
I was working
Making telephone calls
For charity.
Working from home
Next thing I know
There's a pool of blood
On the carpet.
I need to keep working
Making phone calls
But I can log off
For five minutes
To try and clean up
The blood, I thought,
Scrubbing, then with
Floor cleaner
But I must continue the calls
And do
But after a short while
Log off for another try.
Oh dear I have a cut
In my forehead:
It's dripping.
The boss emails
Me about Annual Leave-
Then Skype calls:
Yes I'm off for
The next week.
"You haven't put
It in my email calendar
Can you try?"
"OK".
Can't figure it out
So I Skype call back
To say and mention
That I feel unwell.
"Yes I think you
Should log off now".
I do, and as I realise
My forehead is still
Bleeding I realise that
I must have had
An Epileptic seizure.
MDC. Copyright.

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