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Ever Seen Two Ostriches Kissing

Ever Seen Two Ostriches Kissing

Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
The love life of the lowly earthworm
Or why most chickens don't snore

And have you ever considered this
Why dogs and household cats
Never wear off the shoulder evening gowns
Nor do horses as a matter of fact

Now that's absolutely outrageous
But not quite as much as this
Two ostriches locked in a warm embrace
As they try to figure out how to kiss

Another one for the books my friends
A basset hound drinking beer
Staggering around drunk outside a bar
Grinning from ear to ear

Okay okay I know what you're thinking
What's in the coffee I'm drinking
Six lumps of sugar, a squirt of cream
And an unknown substance you're thinking

Could there possibly be a single topic
I haven't as yet explored
Methinks that these pretty well sums it up
Till I come up with a couple more
 

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Rose Sho

This really got me laughing...You've just brighten my day.
Thanks for being you

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Jack Ellison

"Thanks for being you" WHATTA SWEET THING TO SAY, Miss Rose! Made my day too, mucho love, Happy Jack!!! XOX

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