EXERCISE...WHO NEEDS IT ?

Should I today go biking or riding 
On a horse or a bike I am too busy deciding 
Maybe I should go running or walking 
Difficult decision as I'm too busy talking 

The thought of all this exercise is making me tired 
Fair play to the sports stars to me they are greatly admired 
However no exercise for me today I'm sorry to say 
Exercise would I'm afraid just get in the way 

My body doesn't need exercise it's a lot of faff and fuss 
So much easier to go into town by car or by bus