(explicit) That big Geordie girl and one we called ship

Me, Dan and Pricey went out on the piss,
It was a standard night but then listen to this,
We pulled these two girls using all of our charm,
Though one looks like she come straight from a cattle farm,

We get home dan takes one straight up to his room,
From the sounds of things he trying to destroy her womb,
Me, tubs and pricey stay drinking in the kitchen,
Tunes blasting, but the hippo, she just won't stop bitchin'
She's saying that our stuff just isn't her taste,
Which is odd 'cos this chicks got a 50 inch waist

7AM party's over, time for a sleep on the sofa,
Pricey brings this chick over to me, delivered her like a chauffeur
She gets under my quilt and starts cuddling in,
She may be a big lass but I'm on to a win 

She starts rubbing my leg and then grabs my dick,
Started wanking me off and then gave it a lick,
I know she was rats but I couldn't say no,
So I just laid back and let her give me a blow,

She sucked it and sucked it until I was ready to cum,
Only lasted five minutes she was giving it some,
Against my tan jizz looks whiter than snow whites wedding,
But she wouldn't lick it off, so I grabbed Priceys bedding, 

I cleaned myself with it and threw it back on the chair,
I rolled over and tried to forget she was there

It's two hours later I've just woken up from my kip,
Dans upstairs I can hear him, he's still shagging ship,
I get a bit jealous listening to him banging this slut,
Mainly because I've woke up with Jabba the hut

I rolled over and opened my eyes and she's laid there just staring,
By now she was stinking and needed an airing,
This chicks really into me I must have struck a chord,
She lifted my quilt and then grabbed my pork sword,

She's chewing me again and I can't believe my luck,
I wouldn't ride this chick into battle but I do like a suck,
As I cum she takes it out her mouth an' that's when,
I grabbed Priceys quilt and shot my load again,

I'm sorry Pricey mate you know I didn't mean it,
But I never had any intention to clean it,
I'd have cum in her mouth mate that was my plan,
Instead I made your quilt harder than Jackie Chan

After an hour these girls finally went,
I walked them to the door, because I'm a gent,

And that is how easy I get led astray,
And that's why we threw Priceys duvet away,