Extraordinarily Talented Old Soul

This old geezer is multitalented

I'm able to talk and chew gum at the same time

Can even spit nickels while singing Moon River

Okay enough about this talented old soul

I'd like to hear what extraordinary talents you guys have

Let's keep it clean though

Little kiddies or sensitive old nannies

May have stumbled across this site

While searching for a recipe for French Canadian Pea Soup

Raunchy is permitted BUT

Only when describing the love habits

Of the Northern Hairy-Nosed Wombats of Australia

Their nose is very important in their survival

Since this creature has very poor eyesight

And needs its nose to smell food and OTHER THINGS in the dark

I have long since had that ability

Now aren't you glad you tuned in

So let me know what weird and scary talents you guys have

And I'll write a poem about it

May even get published in the quarterly edition of “Poetry Weekly”

Ta-Ta!