FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

I have fallen
and I can't
Get up!  

Tee time
Is at
2
not answering 
The phone
Today
Get me 
Another 
Martini 

I know
It is life alert
Calling

Mom is
Always 
Setting
That damn 
Thing
Off
Where is 
my Martini?

( Later that Evening)

You should
Have answered
The phone

Like me answering
The phone
Would have
Stopped
Her from 
Having
A stroke

No.but
You
Could have 
Said your goodbyes 
Anyhow let's 
Make the funeral 
Service for Monday

No got tee time
on Monday 
Make it for
Tuesday 
And since 
You are
Up 
Get me a Martini