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Felicity Flirt

Felicity Flirt

Look out boys for here I come,
A man-eater who's second to none.
My reputation of dishing the dirt,
All men are toys for Felicity Flirt.

Vamp or tramp just take your pick,
Wearing my corrupting red lipstick.
Nefarious or notorious simply choose,
Pure sex appeal I seductively ooze.

A night out with me can spell your doom,
Respect in tatters by the following noon.
All Sunday papers have a field day,
My kiss and tell is the price you pay.

An angels face but a heart of the devil,
Two of my attributes in which I revel.
All men mere  social putty in my hands,
At my beck and call and wanton demands.

Celebrity sex scandals are linked to me,
Your shameful infamy for making whoopee.
I'm a marriage wreaker and home breaker,
Life's truest gold digger and money-taker.

When will men learn to stay their lust,
I'm the last woman they should trust.
Dressed to kill in my leather mini skirt,
What easy man prey awaits Felicity Flirt...
 

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Jill Tait

Hell u r good pinned coz an amazing pen my friend ❤️💙❤️

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Shaun Cronick

Jill thanks for your generous and uplifting comment glad you enjoyed it .
And I thank you so much for being so supportive and appreciative as are other
generous members.
Please don't think me rude if I'm late replying to yours or any other members kind comments, for I'm flicking back and fore to another poetry site called poemhunter rescuing my poems before that site closes and it looks like it soon will.
And it's so time consuming.
So Jill, I thank you once more and I wish you the best of British...and Welsh!!
Take care, stay safe and warm in this winter coldie coldie custards season.

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