Film Extra

I went for the interview; 'Can you nicely ride?'
I said : 'Sure, last time on a horse I nearly died,'
'How about - can you swim if they chuck you in?'
'Sure,' I knew they didn't want me drowning before I begin.

'How about if you're in a stand-in exotic love scene?'
'Well, I'm sure I could manage after everywhere I've been,'
'You know that you may have to stand in the sun so long,'
'Oh well, as long as you pay me, that won't be wrong.'

'That love scene you mention - is it extra for a climax?'
'Don't be rediculous, same pay even if she lacks,'
'Could you manage a standard marital bollocking/'
'Of course, every day that's the sort of life I'm in.'

I breathed a sigh of relief - that's seven out of ten,
It was a shame really because I never heard again.