Poem -

Filter Face...

Filter Face...

Hello social media's newest craze
Let me show you a different face
In fact I airbrush my insecurities
And turn heads in the fake minority
What colour to change my pale look
In our natural selves we must trust
What colour white to do my teeth
Still I get toothache because they're real
You dont see my pain on your phone screen
Because you're all trying to live the Hollywood dream
Selfies of lying kings and queens
For Christ sake just be real
Photos of humans with puppy dog ears
Is everyone just giving in to their peers
How about one of those duck pouts that go up into the social cloud
Let's build each other up instead of tearing ourselves down
"My nose looks huge"
"My hair is so thin"
"Oh my god I'm so fat"
"I hate my smile"
"What on earth is my eyebrows doing"
Snapchat
Instagram
Facebook,
Less chat
Gotta look glam
For
Fake book
When does reality step in?
Knock, knock...
"Who are you"
"I'm the person you liked,
I'm stu."
"You're not Stu,
Stu had blonde wavey hair
Blue eyes and a sexy stare
He had a lovely groomed beard
Instead you just look propa weird
Bye..."

Let's start a new craze that doesn't include a filter face
Let's be real
Let us feel
Let's all see
A natural scene
Whether if it's to look good or for self esteem
Stop the fake upload and just keep it real!

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!..... this has so much grippingly humorous stuff in it!!..... so much honesty from your perspective........ welcome to FAKEBOOK!!......Love it!!......thanx for the smiles my friend!!.......ALL STARS!!......LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo ???

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Wayne Stubbs

?????? thanks Tony! Sometimes ya gotta keep it real ???? I had a laugh doing this write this morning ?☮? brother, hope you're doing ok ? 

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