fires burning bright
I look out my window in Medford Oregon
at the unnaturally dark smoke-filled skies
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Seems almost like the end of the world
Out here in the smoke-filled skies
Of the west
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And realize that that the entire west coast
Is burning up
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Quote the Donald,. "Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense."
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I consult the Donald for further wisdom and advice
and find that this is what he had to say
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. "Well, I think the climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax. A lot of people are making a lot of money. I know much about climate change. I'd be—received environmental awards. And I often joke that this is done for the benefit of China. Obviously, I joke. But this is done for the benefit of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change. They burn everything you could burn; they couldn't care less. They have very—you know, their standards are nothing. But they—in the meantime, they can undercut us on price. So, it's very hard on our business."
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Ah it all makes sense
Climate change is a Chinese hoax
So, they can destroy the US economy
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Thanks to our dear great leader’s wisdom
I am relieved
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And realize that it will all be alright
If I just follow the wisdom
Of our dear leader
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