Fitbit mashup trouncing orthodox rubric 

(alternately titled: perp hosting everclear discord)

jump'n jack flash ("hot for teacher")   
     halen from three doors down 
     tells me "go ask alice"
in chains about jane's addiction, 

     which haint no green day natural bliss,
but super tramp ping 
     cheap trick tripped up mendacity, 
     where motley crue crew 

     doth abba sol lute lee 
     get feted among stone temple pilots, 
     overhead foo fighting, droning, buzzing 
     b52's chauffeuring  prince, Queen Bee Latifah  
     (and their entourage), thru aerospace - criss

crossing the boulevard of broken dreams -     
     rem mem bring diss
dishabille jester, who points a goldfinger, 
     and also nods a golden earring, 

while keeping arms akimbo
holed at this crowded house, 
     in Orlando spurs dawn 
     ting idea to tie a yellow ribbon round

     the ole oak tree (with a pink bow
tie), while devo 
shin hull lee gesture ring feigned emo
shun null rescue toward brother matthew scott

     (turf riff hick guy), he monitors fo'
the opening royal wedding, 
     as feted groomed consanguinity linkedin    
to mother Mary (i.e. thee Judeo -

     Christian bartered bride) 
     all a day glow 
majestically evoking, an electric light orchestra 
     showering hall and oates domain hoe

varying kaleidoscope, 
     sans manifold dramatically, 
     viz scintillating from indigo
girls deep purple raiment (strobe light effect)

 
     court of king crimson entrancing guests 
     with somber non joe
king poise zen awaiting know
wing lee on cue to issue marching orders, 

     whence proclaimers salutary formidable low
worrying church fathers regarding im mo' 
mod dissed flagrantly loosening mandate re: no
     longer requiring chasuble couture accouterment 

imposing a breach pro
pushy hating king crash test dummies 
     pleasing secular status quo
bull heavers delivers crisis within liturgical credo

 
     cleaving via row
ting stinging viz liturgical heart felt 
     iron maiden motorhead engine
     aired 21 gun salute amidst 

     rose soundgarden mutiny    
qua parochialism creates woe
begotten lachrymose kinks 
     on black sabbath sowing yo
yo wing confusion as cream colored police chief 
     Hieronymus Bosh heads to ground zero.