Five O'clock Flamingo Tango

Tasteless, trashyness, that's not true, forget all that noise

Pink, orange, crimson, dressed in feathers, with grace and poise

Down by the sea coast, wading in the lagoon

Social time, we laugh, we dance, even some romance, so many of us, there's little room

Neck to neck, cheek to cheek, let's have a shrimp cocktail, stuffed clams in the shell, and more

It's five o'clock, happy hour, let's dip and sip a salty margarita on the seashore

Peurto Rico is filled with memories of yesterday, fossils and millions of mollusks

I'll flirt my pink skirt tail  at you, while we nod our heads, they'll be no hiding behind our masks

Click our beaks, our heels dig into the sand, long legged steps, our necks stretched high, wave at a glance

Shake it once, shake it twice, looking real sexy, play that music, strum that banjo

Pretty in pink, dance the dance, walk the walk, talk the talk, get ready, get set, it's no surprise

Turn this way, turn that way, move it just right, keep with the rhythm, I advise

Now we're groov'in, keeping with the beat, it's five o'clock,  party time, throw up your beret!

It's time for the Flamingo Tango! Hip! Hip! Hooray!