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Fixation Anxiety

Fixation Anxiety

..drip..drip..drip..

Convention demands this be

..fixed..fixed..fixed..

but I've become so accustomed
to this soothing defect
the consequence of silence
from such a simple repair
would lead to nostalgic despair
as I glumly reminiscence
about lost reassurance
from the melodic

..drip..drip..drip..

The liquid symphony

I would sorely

..miss..miss..miss

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