Flamin’ football ⚽️

Though my better half isn’t bothered coz he is oblivion to me

He is lost from this living room, inside that television

Face to face arguing with the referee about a penalty decision..
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Yet still I try in all earnesty

But I just cannot take these coloured mini men seriously

As they run back and forth on that football field 

I glance over to my husband and his eyes are peeled..
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Flamin’ football on that grassy green grass

Watching big grown men fall about on their ass

Soft as clarts thats what I say..

If real Tigers tackled them then these pussies would run away..
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Men with their toys, boys with a ball

Making mega big bucks for doin bugger all

Get a real job you absolute sissy