Football

Eleven grown up men running after a ball

And what a performance where one of them tumbles and takes a fall

I bet you can tell that I do not like it at all

Actually I would rather watch wet paint drying on my wall..

I think footballers get paid far too much

All they have to do is kick a ball about as such

Mind you I haven’t got a clue about the rules, it is all double dutch

They seem to spend most of their time hobbling off the pitch on a crutch..