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Fresh fish, I catch'em, you eat them.

Do you know what I like to do?

Sometimes I like to consume a home made brew of antibiotic stew

Then, I like to have a hot bath and allow the sickly sweet stew to seep from my septic pores, down the drain it pours just so you can taste my wrath

I like to infect our waters so you can drink me up, I especially like to swim through our oceans because I'm just that fucked up

Please, take a bite of that fresh fish and taste it's medicated brain and hopefully soon you will all be like me, absolutely insane.

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