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Friday night dinner fans - lovely bit of squirrel

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Anon

It's Friday night dinner tonight
Lovely bit of squirrel to bite
Martin sneezed on the beans
Oh Martin, Jackie screams
Friday night dinner tonight
 

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Humour
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Comedy
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Humour
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