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FRYING PANS WITH LEGS!!

FRYING PANS WITH LEGS!!

We bought some lovely things the other day

Just bits and pieces, nothing much!!

But I really have to say that those curtains were bought in too much of a rush!!

Now I hate them so much.

They`re big red poppies with little green leaves.

But in the dark!

They metamorph!

Into frying pans with sleeves!

Then just as dawn breaks they grow legs.

And terrify the bejaysus out of him indoors.

That`s not easily done!

He`s a big bugger!

He`s six foot four!!

G xx

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Larry Ran

Hi dear Georgina,

He is a lucky man that has his five foot one Georgina, to protect him evermore. 

From those frying pans with legs and sleeves grown, that have scared him to the core.

But we know you will safe keep him, for your love will form a shield.

And these poppies with the green leaves, to you will ever yield.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

xox Larry

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Georgina Richardson

I keep telling him to stop being a wuss!! He wouldn`t have bad dreams if he didn`t keep raiding the fridge at night!!

Glad you liked this sweetie.

I love ya both

G xx

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