FUCK YOU CUPID.....!!

Hey Cupid, you mother fucker!
You're starting to piss me off 
Take your god damn bow and arrows 
Get lost, I've had enough!

When you shot me for the first time 
I was an innocent teenage boy
Then WHAM.. my best mates sister 
Used me as her toy! 

Talk about thrown to the lions
She blew so hot and cold
I needed a thermostat to gauge her
What a trauma at thirteen years old!

In hindsight I shouldn't of bragged
I told all my mates at school
She battered me with a hockey stick
Made me look such a fool!

So I spent a while in hibernation 
Decided girls weren't really for me
Like a devious, sly old fox
You just wouldn't let me be!

You pounced again at Barbering college
Shot me right between the eyes
But hey! she was great with a razor
So I got a nice 'smooth' surprise!

What about that Swedish chick
On my first lads holiday
She couldn't even speak English
I didn't know what the fuck to say!  

Every single time you've shot me
Presented me with a test
You redeemed yourself a little
When you sent me my Dark Princess...
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