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Fudge the defiant cat?

Fudge the defiant cat?

Fudge wouldn’t budge
She was as stubborn as a mule
The thought of stepping out in that rain
Was simply unequivocally cruel

She wasn’t wetting her pruned paws
They were perfect & pristine
This cat was eccentric & determined
If you understand what I mean

Yet her mistress Mrs ‘Moanalot’
Was yelling in her ear
“GET OUT” at once you silly cat,
Is it nextdoor’s dog you fear” ?

What an earth is this woman on about ?
Is she too blind to see ?
It’s teaming cat’s & dog’s out there
I AM NOT walking out in thee

Thought Fudge so annoyed as she stood firmly at the open door
“I will not put a foot outside,
I shall not soak a paw”

Well Mrs Moanalot wasn’t thinking straight
She grabbed a hold of Fudge 
In a moment of complete irate

Immediately claws were out 
digging into any contact they could find
What they did to Mrs Moanalot was frightfully unkind

Like a heavy bag of potatoes
Fudge was dropped to the hard ground
So she yelped & screeched & screamed out loud
She made such a deafening sound

Mrs Moanalot had simply lost her battle
Fudge her defiant moggy had won
‘Every time that darn dog nextdoor was outside’
Fudge soiled her carpets, it was no fun ?
 

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