Fudge the defiant cat?
Fudge wouldnât budge
She was as stubborn as a mule
The thought of stepping out in that rain
Was simply unequivocally cruel
She wasnât wetting her pruned paws
They were perfect & pristine
This cat was eccentric & determined
If you understand what I mean
Yet her mistress Mrs âMoanalotâ
Was yelling in her ear
âGET OUTâ at once you silly cat,
Is it nextdoorâs dog you fearâ ?
What an earth is this woman on about ?
Is she too blind to see ?
Itâs teaming catâs & dogâs out there
I AM NOT walking out in thee
Thought Fudge so annoyed as she stood firmly at the open door
âI will not put a foot outside,
I shall not soak a pawâ
Well Mrs Moanalot wasnât thinking straight
She grabbed a hold of FudgeÂ
In a moment of complete irate
Immediately claws were outÂ
digging into any contact they could find
What they did to Mrs Moanalot was frightfully unkind
Like a heavy bag of potatoes
Fudge was dropped to the hard ground
So she yelped & screeched & screamed out loud
She made such a deafening sound
Mrs Moanalot had simply lost her battle
Fudge her defiant moggy had won
âEvery time that darn dog nextdoor was outsideâ
Fudge soiled her carpets, it was no fun ?
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