funeral speech

once a dog
was pissing on a wall
the wall fell on the dog
and it died.
alas! poor dog!
the last sacraments over,
all gathered around
the ground,
where the flames were hissing high,
and howled in high dudgeon:
'we must give an half-leg support
to boost our morale.'
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