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A ONION CAN MAKE PEOPLE CRY BUT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VEGETABLE INVENTEN THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH.IF ALL IS LOST WHERE IS IT.WHAT DID THE ONE OCEAN SAY TO THE OTHER OCEAN NOTHING THAY JUST WAVED.YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU BUT CANT TUNE FISH, ITS GETTING LATE EARLY.
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Hi Greg,
Some responses to your one-liners:
My wife has invented several vegetarian dishes which have made me laugh. When all is lost, it ends up in the win column. The oceans also said, "Sea you later". If you've ever tried a wonderful tuna sashimi, you can become quite attuned to eating it regularly. Lastly, it's getting late early, is modern teenage lingo, for having sex when you are thirteen.
Peace and Love,
xox Larry
HI Larry that's funny I had tuna fish 3 times last week very good I didn't know that's what getin late early was about , have good day peace and love to you xxoo
Hi Greg,
Welcome to `THE TWIT CLUB` my darling and thank you for making us laugh with your one liner`s. I`m excitedly looking forward to reading more of your jokes and silly questions, don`t forget the sillier they are the better for us and the more fun we`ll all have. Well done sweetie with your first contribution to the club. Always put them under the title `THE TWIT CLUB` and then we all know what they are straight away and people will be able to spot them quicker for you.
God bless and have fun thinking of more for us all.
Love G xx
thank you it will be fun, every here the joke the donkey and the priest I will tell you later you will get kick out it.