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Gedophamee

Gedophamee

Long long ago in a land far away
Was this slave girl named Gedophamee
Worked as a prostitute to earn some dough
Her name was pronounced β€œGet-offa-me!”

At an athletic festival in Roman times
Male athletes performed in the buff
Preventing arousal while they competed
They imbibed and downed other stuff

At the opening gala ceremonial parade
One lady exclaimed β€œOh! Limp Dicks!”
Ever since that momentous occasion
It has morphed into the β€œOlympics”

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Jack Ellison

True story... and if you believe that... got some prime property in Florida??? LOL Love, Happy Jack XOX

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Jack Ellison

Could this possibly be my dear sweet friend, Terry Reeves from the past! The same Terry Reeves, former Broadway star??? How are you my sweet? Love and tight squeezy hugs, Happy Jack XOXOX

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Jack Ellison

How coincidental is that!!!!! Oh well, love and tight squeezy hugs anyway, Happy Jack XOXOX

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