Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk.
He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk.
You used all of the hot water and my cold bath made a certain thing shrink.
When I finished bathing, my girlfriend saw me naked and that really stinks!
She told everybody and they all laughed because of what she saw.
But I got even with her, I told everybody that she wears a padded bra.
She dumped me and turned me into a laughing stock, women no longer think that I'm a hunk.
I'm going to put you over my knee if you don't get rid of that damn skunk!

(This is a fictional poem)