Getting Over The Hump

We all have difficulties in our life as you do,
have to deal with them whether one lump or two;
glad when it's over, then ready for the next debacle,
it could be worse - how would you like to be Meghan Markle?

Once I had a secret love which lived within the heart of me,
you remember the problems - was it worth the mystery?
Maybe not, easier to sit in the garden just having a beer,
then realised I was homosexual and they called me a queer.

I see the people in care homes just staring into space,
heaven help them, manage a smile when they see my face;
do we detect cynicism here, realism more like mon ami,
I wish you well, I hope you solve your own personal mystery.

Now, that old camel with two lumps, not dromedary breath,
it's nearly over, just hang in there, the hour nearly cometh.