Poem -

GIVE THE GNOME A HOME

 
In the shop lined up in a long row
All different designs were on show 
Vibrant colours were the common theme
Yellows,blues,reds the popular colour scheme 

Some were small and had cheeky grins 
Some joined together like conjoined twins 
If they could talk I wonder what they'd say
Something like please take me home today 

One in the corner really caught my eye 
Looked so bashful and particularly shy 
So if you live in Paris, London or Rome 
Heed my advice and give the gnome a home

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